發(fā)布時間:2022-02-17 14:23:09來源:魔方格
從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權(quán)和專制制度的有力武器。下面小編整理了幾篇經(jīng)典搞笑的英語笑話及其翻譯,希望可以給你的生活帶來歡樂!
英語經(jīng)典幽默笑話一:I Don't Need to Steal Any More
The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm.“I want no scandal,” saidthe owner.“I'll just fire you.” The employee replied,“True,I robbed your firm of quitea tidy sum. I now have yachts, a country mansion, jewelry,and every luxury you can think of. I don't need a thing, sowhy hire somebody else and have him start from scratch?
一家大百貨店的老板在查帳中發(fā)現(xiàn),他較信任的雇員從公司偷走了一百多萬美元。“我不要丑 聞。”老板說。“我只要開除你。”那個雇員回答說:“不錯,我是偷了你公司相當(dāng)一大筆錢?,F(xiàn)在我有游 艇、一座鄉(xiāng)村別墅、珠寶,以及你能想到的一切 奢侈品。我什么都不需要了,你為什么要再雇個人來,讓他 從頭做起呢?”
英語經(jīng)典幽默笑話二:太晚了 It's Too Late
A medical student was called on to state how much of a certain drug he would give to a patient. He promptly replied: "Five grains."
A minute later the student asked the professor, "May I correct my answer?" The professor looked at his watch and said: "It's too late. Your patient died thirty seconds ago."
一個醫(yī)科學(xué)生被要求說明他給病人服的那種藥的用量。他立即回答道:“五粒。” 一分鐘后,這個學(xué)生問教授:“我可以改正我的回答嗎?”教授看看手表,說:“太晚啦,你的病人 已在30秒鐘以前死了。”
英語經(jīng)典幽默笑話三:合理的憂傷
On his deathbed poor Lubin lies; His spouse is in despair; With frequent sobs and mutual cries; They both express their care. “A different cause,”says Parson Sly, “The same effect may give: Poor Lubin fears that he may die ; His wife,that he may live”.
馬修?普賴厄 可憐的魯賓躺在他的病床里; 他的妻子陷入絕望; 頻頻啜泣,相對哭啼, 他們都表達(dá)著憂傷。 “不同原因,”滑頭牧師說, “可產(chǎn)生同樣結(jié)果: 可憐的魯賓怕他會死; 他老婆,怕他會活。”